THE SILENT TREATMENT A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,…
How to Determine a Fly’s Sex A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” She asked. “Hunting Flies”…
(Please do not read if you are easily offended!) Heat Attack After being snowbound for nearly two weeks last winter, a Seattle man departed for his vacation in Miami Beach,…
I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number? Today a man knocked on my door and…
An English professor wrote the words: “Woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: “Woman, without her man,…